April 2009
fmylife:
Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground’s keeper just aerated the field, and I and my teammates decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at each other. I got hit in the face with one. It wasn’t dirt. It was a clump of wet dog poop. FML
fmylife:
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, “Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan’s!” My daughter has seen Dylan’s penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
srrrhisanrrrdgrrrl:
monkeysays:
What the hell is...
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oldfilmsflicker:
labarceloneta:
for some dumb reason I am reading this.
…not sleeping tonight.
i used to be OBSESSED with urban legend books.
